Knuckleball Rube (does ANYONE still use those words colloquially?)
Toad the wet sprocket! My hovercraft is full of eels! Nothing like a little nonsense to make your evening a bit more surreal.
Oh, crap. It's almost not evening anymore. I'm up WAY past my bedtime (working on The Centaur). No wonder this is so funny.
I did, however, learn a very cool new word today: recherché. Adjective. 1) Marked by such rare and exquisite quality it is known only to connoisseurs. 2) Having a deep appreciation of unusual or choice things. I've needed that word before. I'm glad I've found it, now.
Oog. I'm going to bed.